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Strangest US Presidential Candidates

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Running for the post of American president is easy. All you need is money, charisma, U.S. citizenship by birth, age from 35 years and living in the country for at least 14 years. This set of simple prerequisites ensures that in each presidential election cranks participate who have the confidence to say: “Yes, I can rule the country!”

Here are the strangest US presidential candidates in the 2016 election.

5. Jeff Boss

A candidate for 45 US presidents from the Democratic Party and a supporter of conspiracy theory. He is confident that the National Security Agency (NSA) launched a terrorist attack on September 9, 2011. The boss also claims that he survived more than 1000 attempts at attempting his life and continues to live only because he discovered secret identification codes (so NSA agents find out that you are one of them) and constantly used them to avoid death.

The boss has already put forward his candidacy for the presidency of the United States of America in 2008 and 2012, and for the last time won 1024 votes.

4. Terry Jones

Pastor of the small religious community, The Pigeon Help Center, in Gainesville, Florida. He became famous in 2010, announcing the day of the burning of the Koran. Rev. Jones did not stop there, and two years later he hung on the gallows the scarecrow of the Prophet Muhammad. The same fate befell the scarecrow of Barack Obama. This was done as part of the election campaign of the pastor who participated in the US presidential race in 2012. The film “Innocence of Muslims”, produced by Terry Jones, was widely known. The tape aroused the indignation of the Islamic world and anti-American actions of Muslims.

3. Cat Lumberbutt McCubbins

This cute tailed resident of Louisville, Kentucky, is unlikely to get into the top 5 major candidates for the presidency of the United States in 2016, since he is under 35 years old. And he doesn’t have much with the election program, there, except for the meow, there are no election promises. But more than enough charisma. The presidential candidate cat belongs to 18-year-old Emily McCubbins, and all the necessary documents were filled in by her friend Isaac Weiss. The application, filed with the Federal Election Commission, said that Limerbatt is a Democrat. Or, as Weiss put it, "demo cat."

Candidate McCubbins is not the first non-person nominated for the presidency of the United States. His predecessors were a pig named Pigasus the Immortal in 1968 and a Molly dog ​​in 2008.

2. Joaquin Malfurs, nicknamed Waka Flocka Flame

Do you want your owners to be banned from visiting restaurants with their pets? Dreaming about legalizing marijuana? Do you think that people with shoes of 47 sizes and more occupy a valuable place, and it is better to ride a taxi and other transport? Joaquin Malfurs is your candidate! This rapper also believes that women have already received all the rights they need, and calls Hillary Clinton the main rival. Her women love more, and she is honest.

1. Vermin Suprim

Headed the ranking of the strangest US presidential candidates in 2016 with a gray-bearded hippie with a boot instead of a hat. The cornerstone of his campaign is the pony guarantee for all Americans. Indeed, the widespread use of ponies will solve the problem of the lack of public transport, as well as give many new jobs.

Suprim intends to invest money from the budget in the study of the possibility of time travel. If successful, promises to go back in time and kill Hitler before he grows up.

And America should be ready for the upcoming zombie invasion. Suprim is the only candidate who has already considered how to use these brain lovers as a source of energy. He offers to lure them into giant turbines with the help of goodies against which zombies can not resist.

Now Vermin Suprim went on a tour of 20 cities in order to enlist the support of voters.

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Watch the video: Vermin Supreme: When Im President Everyone Gets A Free Pony (June 2025).

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